On Friday night my friend B and I decided to celebrate the end of the week in style: a girls night out with dinner and a movie. There's a plaza with several restaurants where the movie theatre is, and after wandering around for 20
minutes (we had to look carefully at each restaurant before we picked one), we decided on a Mexican place that looked really fun.
I'm all about the ambiance, and this one had oodles of it, and I love Mexican food. B had never had
Mexican before, and was using her 'weekly-diet-free-day' on our outing, and her
pre-
requisite was that she be able to get a steak and mashed
potatoes, and since this place was a Mexican grill, it was perfect. We went in, were seated, ordered some drinks, and settled in to look at the menu. There was no
Caesar Salad, so it was obviously going to take me a while to decide what to get, but we weren't in any particular hurry, so it was fine. The menu was like a 17 page book, so it was taking a while to get through it all. B had zeroed in on the steak menu, and didn't take long to settle on the T-Bone with Mashed
Potatoes and Corn. B absolutely loves corn, and once she saw it on the menu, that's all she wanted. I was tossing up between a couple of more
Mexican dishes, and was close to deciding on a chicken
Quesidilla.
Then the waitress arrived. She was a really
contentious looking girl, with dark hair pulled up in a tidy bun, a fringe (bangs), and dark framed I-use-a-mac-computer type glasses that she pushed up her nose every 30 seconds. She could tell I was still trying to decide (pretty obvious, since I'm turning the pages back and forward and B's saying things like "yeah, just get that one. Or, okay, sure. That one.... Just pick one", more patiently than anyone should have to). So our waitress offered to give us some menu suggestions.
Waitress: Okay, well, let my start by just telling you what
not to order. Definitely stay away from the
xxxxx because we really don't do a good job with those. And whatever you do, don't order the
xxxx - they're disgusting!
Us:
Ahh, okay. (
Wow, okay, but I'm glad she told us if they're that
bad).
Girl: And our
xxxx have no taste, at all - whatever you do, stay away from those! And definitely not the
xxxx - they're really soggy. And we
always overcook the
xxxxx here, so just skip past that entire page. And (
and here's my favourite one) stay away from anything with seafood in it, because the seafood we serve here is totally (
she then made loud gagging noises for 10 whole seconds).It was at about this point, that I (attempting to hide my delightedly confused smile) actually glanced to my left and my right looking for the hidden camera!
Surely this girl was a paid actress for a candid camera stunt. This girl was
hilarious! Was she for real?!
Me:
Ahh, okay. Well what
is good here.
Girl: Okay. I'd totally recommend the
Quisidillas. But not the seafood ones because -
Tammy: (
cutting her off before the gagging could start again) - yeah, no, not the seafood. I'll get the chicken.
B: And I was going to get the T-Bone with steak with the mashed potato and corn.
The girl hesitated....
B: What's wrong?
Girl: Well. The T-Bone steak is always really, really, really dry. I'd stay away from that one if I was you. Why don't you get the
xxxx steak instead.
B: (
her smile faltering just a little) uh, well, okay, but I really felt like the corn, and that only comes with the T-Bone.
Girl: No - you don't want the corn - trust me! Our corn is
terrible!B's face fell, and her shoulders slumped, and I lost it! I just started laughing - I couldn't help it! I couldn't even hold it together until after she walked away! It was like she was playing some private game with herself to make sure we didn't order
anything. Or maybe the owner of the restaurant once killer her mother and this was her idea of revenge!
But the girl didn't even notice my laughing, because she was still talking:
Girl: - Trust me. Go to
Woolies, buy yourself some corn and cook it up at home. It'll be
way better than what you get here!
A debate ensued. The girl was pretty set on the
xxxx steak, but B was worried that the sauce on the
xxxx steak was too spicy (and the girl
concurred of course), so they finally fixed on the
xxxx steak, but with the T-Bone sauce. And
B wouldn't budge on the corn and
potatoes. The girl gave a long suffering sigh, pushed her glasses back up her nose again and finally left us.
20 minutes later, we got our food: B's steak was dry, her corn was no good, and the
potatoes (which the girl hadn't said anything about) were the worst of the bunch - completely flavourless! (I advised B not to mention it to
the waitress though -
surely she didn't need another menu item to add to her list of never-order's!)
My dinner was completely and utterly delicious :)
Moral of the story: totally pays to listen to crazy waitresses! Although I'm not entirely sure that I shouldn't mention her to the management before she completely does them out of business...
xo Tammy